Diet coke and date

I went to the liquor store to grab some essentials (diet coke, chocolate doughnuts, Funions or whatever other snack attack I may have at the moment).  I grabbed my soda and decided on chips.  I stood in line. There was an eclectic mix of patrons; one included a three-legged dog, another was a man dressed like a woman and there were a few others but I can't even go into the details, they are beyond words. 

Someone tapped on my shoulder and asked me if they could borrow a dollar. I told them I only had exact change for my snacks and turned around.  Another tap on the shoulder and I was asked if I wanted to go on a date.

"Sorry, I'm married, I don't think my husband would like that very much."  My suitor responded with "Well, if you change your mind, you know where to find me." Uhhh, I'm pretty sure I won't change my mind on this one.