Fried chicken

I was walking back to the office from across the street and I heard the following

"mmm, this fried chicken is the best"

Then she dropped her $1 paper tray and all the chicken fell on the sidewalk.

"Don't step on my chicken" she yelled to anyone who would listen.

And then she sat on the sidewalk and ate it off the ground.

Twerking with the Perp

Hi, I am back....

Some dude was getting arrested outside my office today. His girlfriend was standing by his side, well, maybe not by his side, but rather she was showing her support for her boo by twerking on the hood of the police car. Work it girl!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgoyVRO0A0E